Just a few umbrella handles….
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
- Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher.
'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?'
- 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'
How did you find the weather at camp?
- It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
What is the opposite of a cold front?
- A warm back
Why did the weather want privacy?
- It was changing
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
- I mist you.
How do you cope with yet another day of streaming rain?
- By surfing the internet for some dry humour.
(Hey! I made up that last one. I think.)
It’s J-time at ABC Wednesday …