Just a few umbrella handles….
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
- Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher.
'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?'
- 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'
How did you find the weather at camp?
- It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!
What is the opposite of a cold front?
- A warm back
Why did the weather want privacy?
- It was changing
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
- I mist you.
How do you cope with yet another day of streaming rain?
- By surfing the internet for some dry humour.
(Hey! I made up that last one. I think.)
It’s J-time at ABC Wednesday …
9 comments:
Jokes to lighten the moment.. Nice
Pheno, ABCW Team
Imaginative post for J - and I liked the jokes, too:-)
very punny!
ROG, ABC Wednesday team
to funny, when the photo came up, i thought is this some new alphabet? had to read the words to see what it was. love that first joke about the hole in the umbrella, i actually know a couple of people that might do that. LOL thanks for the smiles
Thanks for a good laugh!!
J is for ...
the umbrella handles make for some stylish Js and a great segue to your jokes!
You are starting to remind me of Sandra now!! I will take a pink one and a yellow one!
Nice jokes!! and here is a limerick I had written some time back ~
"There is no sign of rain!!" yelled Heather
With her empty purse of patent leather
She rushed outside with her sister Mee
Holding her arms wide open, just to see
If there was any change in the weather
My J Post - Just Because...
very good :)
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